LOOSEN UP AND LAUGH A LITTLE!


“A merry heart does good like medicine…” (Proverbs17:22). Good humor is medicinal. I enjoy a good joke any day. A merryheart sure ventilates the brain. Laugh this off with me and enjoy your day.Many blessings.
                                                                                            
Three tortoises, Mick, Tom and Roy, decided to go on a picnic. Mickpacks the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnicsite is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.
They get there and Mick unpacks the food and drinks and says, “Ok, Roy, give me the bottle opener”. “Ididn’t bring it,” replied Roy. “Ithought you packed it.” Mick gets worried, so he turns to Tom and says, “Did you by any chance bring the bottleopener?” Naturally Tom didn’t bring it. So they’re stuck ten miles fromhome without a bottle opener.
Mick and Tom beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says theywill eat up all the sandwiches. After two hours and after they have sworn ontheir tortoises’ lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finallyagrees. So, Roy sets off down the road. 20 days had passed and still he isn’tback and Mick and Tom are starving, but a promise is a promise.
Another 5 days and still he isn’t back, but a promise is a promise.Finally they can’t take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each and justas they are about to eat it, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts: “I KNEW IT…I’M NOT GOING!”
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About Yomi Olufiade

My passion, dear friend, is to help you find, follow and fulfill God’s purpose for your life. Not only that, I also want to help you achieve tremendous success with your God-ideas and assignment through this medium via the life-changing truths of the Word of God. I’m sure you won’t remain the same again after interacting with me.

Posted on October 2, 2011, in Humour. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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